onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

(via deanie-weenie-sammy-whammy)

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via secretmindreader)

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